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Sponsoring Jokes

A man has the opportunity to win a million dollars if he can cross lake Superior in a 16 foot sailboat...

The people sponsoring the challenge give the man two choices of what he can bring on the boat to assist him. He can either bring a large box of novels or two criminals. However, the people running the competition get to choose what the books are and who the criminals are.

The man realizes the...

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I heard KFC is sponsoring the cock fighting little league.

Can’t wait to see those chick contenders.

Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President

First briefing to the President by CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Iran, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them o...

I've just had some great news.

Financially I am going to be $3. per month better off.


The boy I was sponsoring in Africa has just been eaten by a Lion.

I'm so happy that my financial situation has finally improved.

I just found out the African boy I've been sponsoring has been eaten by a lion.

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Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He Performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio Station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a Worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.

Last week I had a bad day at th...

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