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Spoiler Alert Jokes

***SPOILER ALERT***

Check your milk's expiration date.

Spoiler alert:

It makes the trunk of the car look better

Spoiler alert!

>!I left the mayonnaise out overnight.!<

SPOILER ALERT:

I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency.

[SPOILER ALERT]

Jesus dies at the end of bible

For everyone saying he has risen

How about using spoiler alert. Some of us haven’t read the book yet.

Spoiler Alert!!

The cheese that I bought has been sitting out for days.

[Spoiler Alert] What happens at the end of Endgame

They roll the credits...

Spoiler alert!

The milk's got 1 day left

Y'all probably will hate me for this. Spoiler alert for Frozen II.

In the first movie Anna was Frozen

Now in the second movie Elsa is frozen too (Frozen 2)

I'm sorry I shall take my leave

The expiry date printed on food always ruins the surprise,

there should be a spoiler alert

Whoever coined the term “Expiration Date” made a huge mistake.

It should have been called Spoiler Alert.

I once set an alarm to tell me when my milk would expire

Spoiler alert

The coolest thing about my new Porsche is that it lets me know when the rear wing is raised.

Spoiler alert.

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I walked in on Iron-Man having sex.

Spoiler alert: He was stark, fucking naked.

What rhymes with orange

spoiler alert: it doesn’t.

I’m watching Finding Bigfoot

Spoiler alert: They didn’t find him.

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I was watching a christmas movie about a missing dildo

*SPOILER ALERT*

it's been inside her all along

I finished reading The Dictionary the other day...

Spoiler alert, the zebra did it

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