I went to Vietnam and someone on the street peed all over me
I still get splashbacks
Scientists walk into a bathroom
Scientists walk into a bathroom. How do you tell them apart?
The physicist stands at the perfect distance to pee into the urinal without any splashback or dribble.
The biologist saves a urine sample for later analysis.
The chemist washes his hands *before* he pees.
The co...
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