I went to Vietnam and someone on the street peed all over me

I still get splashbacks

Scientists walk into a bathroom

Scientists walk into a bathroom. How do you tell them apart?

The physicist stands at the perfect distance to pee into the urinal without any splashback or dribble.

The biologist saves a urine sample for later analysis.

The chemist washes his hands *before* he pees.

The co...

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