A little boy goes into the only grocery store in his small rural town. He asks the clerk for a box of laundry soap. The old man at the counter asked what kind to which the little boy replied "It don't matter, I'm just usin' it ta give my dog a bath anyway." The clerk warned him "That stuff is pretty...
Things you can say about your washing machine that you can't to say about your girlfriend
"She can fit four loads inside her."
"Sometimes she gets really noisy during the spin cycle."
"If I leave it inside her too long, it starts to smell funny. "
"Got her half off, she was a steal!"
"She always leaves my sheets soaked. "
"I've lost so many socks inside...
A clean dog
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom & Pop” grocery store picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. “Oh, no laundry,” the boy said. “I’m going to wash my dog.” ...
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Honey, you know that new washing machine we just bought..
A wife had just made her husband a nice breakfast as she was in need of a few things and her husband was just a complete A** Hole.
So, the husband is reading the paper, and the wife says, "Honey, you know that new washing machine we just bought, well something is wrong with it, it won't go in...
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