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There was a conductor in North Korea...

There was a conductor in North Korea, known all through the country. One day, Kim Jong Un himself called the conductor and told him he was preforming for him next Wednesday. He got to work composing a new song immediately. By next Wednesday, his new composition was complete. His band was tuning thei...

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Kim Jong Un asked a well known North Korean composer to create a piece for him

The composer had many months to find people to play, and to write a piece. Once it was performed on stage, it sounded terrible. The players werent synchronized, and they were all playing the wrong notes. That night the composer was set to be executed.

Before the composer was put in the electr...

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A dictator approaches one of his country's finest musicians...

A dictator approaches one of his country's finest musicians, and asks him to compose a piece of music to be played by an orchestra in front of the country's ruling class.

The musician, not wanting to displease the glorious leader, sets to work immediately, and writes one of the greatest piec...

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