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So my daughter was just doing her spelling words

So my daughter was just doing her spelling words and she spelt ā€˜countryā€™ as ā€˜cunt treeā€™ , and I thought to myself ā€˜gee, I wish I had one of thoseā€™.

This isnā€™t a joke, it actually just happened, but thought youā€™d get a laugh out of it.

I asked my husband to go upstairs to help our daughter with her Spelling homework

Her assignment was to create a word search with this weekā€™s spelling words. 20 minutes later I hear him saying ā€œcolderā€, ā€œgetting warmerā€, ā€œhotterā€, etc. So I went upstairs to see what was going on. He had written each word on an index card and hid them around the room for her to find! Thatā€™s th...

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