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Spastic Jokes

I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled group...

Perhaps calling it 'spastic on elastic' wasn't one of my greatest ideas...

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Fred mistakenly gets on a bus full of war veterans, but upon discovering it is going his way, decides to stay on for the ride...

He sits down next to a guy that jerks his head to the left every few seconds, over and over. This really starts to get on Fred's nerves so he asks him, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

The reply is, "l got this in the war."

Fred finds this pretty annoying so he switches seats. ...

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Two old ladies are knitting...

One says: "I hope my daughter has a boy, I've only got blue wool"

The other replies "I hope my daughter has a spastic, I've fucked the arms up ".

My American friend came over to the uk to see me.

After his first day out he said to me “I was really nice and held elevator doors open for a spastic today”.

I very quickly told him that this kind of language would not fly in the u.k. – we call them lifts…

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