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Spa Treatment Jokes

What's a box of Kleenex favourite spa treatment?

Deep tissue massage

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What's Hitler's favorite spa treatment?

Ethnic cleansing

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A man is deciding between three women, which to be with. He tests them by giving them each $5000 to see what they each do with the money.

The first woman got a complete spa treatment and makeover to make herself look good for the man. The second woman took her $5000 and bought the man gifts, gadgets and trinkets he’d like to make him happy. The third woman invested the money, made a hefty return on it, and paid back the man his $5000....

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A man has 3 women before him that want to be his wife,

So he gives each of them $5,000, and tells them to do whatever they want with it. "What you choose to do shall determine which one of you I marry" he says.

The first woman takes all of her $5,000 and spends it all on clothing, jewelry, lavish spa treatments and the like.

The second wom...

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Jewish woman marries wealthy Arab man

She explains to her mom that he is a wonderful man and she can live with her at his palace. She begrudgingly accepts the fact and moves into the palace.

Six months later, the daughter interrupts her mother's daily morning massage and spa treatment and tells her, "I'm not happy in the marriage...

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