Southern Drawl Jokes

A University of Alabama student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where y’all go to school? " The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or sou... read more

He had gone to the University of Alabama on a football scholarship and maybe took a few too many hits to the helmet.

He stopped in a coffee shop before heading to the interview and saw a pretty girl sitting at a table with a few college books. He got his drink and approached her.

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A man with a southern drawl and a French woman are at the altar when he starts having second thoughts. "Do you take this woman to be your wife" asks the minister. "Adieu" the man replies.

He sits at the bar, orders a drink, and notices everyone in the bar staring at him, including the bartender.

"Is something wrong?" The man asks the bartender.

"We don't see many people coming in here dressed like you, where you from?" The bartender asks in a heavy southern drawl.
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Two old men sitting on a porch one morning when a dog wanders over and starts licking his balls. One looks at the other and says "Wish I could do that". The other looks back at him and says (in a long southern drawl) "That dog'll bite you"

Three religious leaders of the community, a priest, a rabbi, and an evangelical preacher are sitting around talking about how they run their finances.

The priest says, "At the end of the week, I make a line on the floor. Then I take all of the money out of the donation box, throw it in the ai... read more