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South Africans Jokes

Where do South Africans buy their pastrami and salami?

At the Nelson Mandeli.

Two South Africans were playing a game of golf

Unfortunately, apartheid their game.

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An Englishman an Australian and a South African are in a bar...

An Englishman an Australian and a South African are in a bar one night having a beer.
All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says "In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from th...

I'm French and was at the bar with my Irish and Scottish friends

As we were leaving a crowd of rowdy South Africans start jibing them to fight.

The Irish man said" Boys, I've been smacking jokers since McGregor was a wee lad, get behind me and I'll sort 'em!"

The Scottish man, not to be outdone replied "Ahck, I'm stronger than ten men at the Highla...

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