Soup Of The Day Jokes

They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks his spoon on the floor. "Whoops" he says and turns to the waiter "I'm terribly sorry but could I have another..." the waiter whips a fresh spoon out of his top ... read more

Two friends are at a bar talking about embarrassing situations they've had. The first friend says "Man, last week, I had a really bad Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my fiancée and her mother and our waitress at the restaurant was really curvy and attractive. While ordering I meant to ask... read more

Scene in: Interior of a Restaurant.

MAN and WOMAN sit at the table in the center of the stage, holding menus. WAITER stands in the background, readying a tray.

WOMAN: It’s weight watching week. I’m supposed to be taking it easy on the calories tonight.

MAN: We came to eat out, h... read more