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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers

What do you call a soul singer with a biscuit on his head?

Lionel Richtea

Which legendary soul singer had trouble peeing?

Urethra Franklin

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer

Get a large jar, place the duck in it and fill it up with vinegar. Then wait until it’s Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers

Edit: if someone guesses the punchline change it to “rub it in the grass until its Al Green”.

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