I'm going through a divorce at the moment, and my soon to be ex-wife said she is going to make sure my bank balance is going to be $0.
That's nice of her, paying off all my debt.
I’m learning a soon to be dead language
It’s called Italian
I wanted to name my soon to be born son Lance. My wife disagreed. She said Lance is too dated a name. I replied that since medieval times people have being called
Lance a lot.
So I'm taking a job interview, and decide to tell my soon to be boss a joke.
He didn't get it, and I didn't get it either.
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