I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter.

Or sew it seams.

I don’t know any songs about rich countries..

I can only *Singapore* one.

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Taylor Swift has 500 songs about blokes leaving her

and 0 songs about blowjobs.

See where I'm going with this?

I'm going to start a metal band that writes songs about how important it is to connect with people in your professional network...

...and call it LinkedIn Park.

I'll show myself out now.

Why aren't there any rap songs about Donald Trump?

Because there aren't any words that rhyme with "Orange."

What do you call a rock band that makes songs about sorting?

OC/DC

There's a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet.

It's called Broadband.

[OC] Al Gore decides to write a series of educational songs about the environment.

He presents the head of the production company with the lyrics for his songs, including the lyrics for one song about animals in forest habitats, which has over 500 lines.

The head of the production company says, "wait, this song is way too long! This isn't a very efficient way of conveying y...

Have you heard about the Irish boomerang?

When you throw it it doesn't come back, it just sings songs about how it wishes it could.

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