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I write songs about sewing machines

I'm a Singer Songwriter

My favorite music is songs about horses

Idk if theres a genre but i call it clip clop

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Taylor Swift has 500 songs about blokes leaving her

and 0 songs about blowjobs.

See where I'm going with this?

I donโ€™t know any songs about rich countries..

I can only *Singapore* one.

Why aren't there any rap songs about Donald Trump?

Because there aren't any words that rhyme with "Orange."

I'm going to start a metal band that writes songs about how important it is to connect with people in your professional network...

...and call it LinkedIn Park.

I'll show myself out now.

What do you call a rock band that makes songs about sorting?

OC/DC

There's a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet.

It's called Broadband.

[OC] Al Gore decides to write a series of educational songs about the environment.

He presents the head of the production company with the lyrics for his songs, including the lyrics for one song about animals in forest habitats, which has over 500 lines.

The head of the production company says, "wait, this song is way too long! This isn't a very efficient way of conveying y...

Did you know Sinatra was a huge chess fan?

He sang one of his most famous songs about it...

The Way You Rook to Knight.

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