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Song About Jokes

Have you heard the song about the pork sausage?

It's a banger.

I wrote a song about a sandwich

Well it’s more of a wrap really

I wrote a song about squeezing a bar of soap in the shower.

It's dropping soon.

Have you listened to Beethoven's song about bad decisions?

It's so not a good idea

Have you heard the Jimmy Dean song about the huge, uninviting toilet?

It's called "Big Bad John."

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Love that Simply Red song about having sex with a rabbit.

Holding back the ears.

The greatest ever song about tortoises was recorded 40 years ago this year...

... "Turtle Eclipse of the Heart".

I just wrote a song about a sausage that I like to serve with mashed potatoes.

It's a banger.

That one song about closing the goddamn door.

HaVe YoU eVeR hEaRd Of It?

I once heard a song about aids

It was really catchy

I’ve been trying to write a song about Daylight Savings Time

But I haven’t been able to come up with anything better than Spice Girls’ 2 become 1

You hear the song about the abusive hospital?

It has a sick beat

I'm working on a rap song about Drugs and Money

It's called "I can't afford that insulin"

Wanna hear a song about Covid-19?

It's pretty catchy.

Have you heard Justin Timberlake's hit song about his favorite Ukrainian body of water?

The Crimea River

What do you call a song about fruits and vegetables?

Melon-cauli

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Michael Jackson wrote a song about my sex life

Beat it

Britney Spears made a song about Reddit.

It’s called “Toxic”.

A song about London apartments

Written in A flat.

I really like that French song about the pink airplane.

L’avion Rose

Did you know Rihanna wrote a song about her grandma having Alzheimer's?

It goes: "oh Nana, what's my name?"

Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?

They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".

I wrote a song about Ghandi

It is called "Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis"

In 2002 Justin Timberlake made a hit song about Eastern European waterways.

It specifically talks about a river in Crimea.

(edit: I originally got my Justins mixed up, thanks for the comments :) )

Did you hear Oasis's new song about the attraction and repulsion of atoms?

"And after all, you're my Van der Waals"

I’m writing a rock song about a guy out at sea, looking down at another guy’s smaller yacht.

I’m going to call it “smirk on the water”.

I'm writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced.

There’s a lovely key change at the end.

I'm writing a southern rock song about chicken eggs...

...it's called "Prebird"

Just remember - An annoying song about a Lions nocturnal habits.....

.... is never more than ‘A Whim Away....’

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I wrote a Country song about how all my former lovers are Transsexual

It's called "All My Ex's Have Changed Sexes"

What do you call a computer program that writes a blues song about climate change?

An Al-Gore-rhythm!

I wrote a song about drawing maps,

but it never made the charts.

I made a song about a tortilla.

[Well actually, it's more of a wrap.](http://i.imgur.com/Clj36.jpg)

With the rise of self driving vehicles,

we shall soon hear a country song about a guy's truck leaving him too.

Vera Lynn used to work at an Arctic research station. She wrote a protest song about the lack of variety in the staff canteen.

Whale meat again?

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