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Sometimes I Wonder Jokes

Sometimes I wonder about my ex girlfriends who I haven't seen in years,

you know, like has she become all fat and bloated, or has she become disgustingly skinny; or maybe someone has already found the body.

Sometimes I wonder how vegans survive off of what little they eat

Then I remebered vegans feed off of attention.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm too arrogant.

Then I think to myself “There’s no way. I’m too good for that.”

Sometimes I wonder

Then I get lost in the park

Sometimes I wonder how many Egyptians...

Sometimes I wonder how many Egyptians you could fit in a pyramid...

It's probably a pharaoh mount!

Sometimes I wonder about suicide bombers...

What makes them *tick*?

Sometimes I wonder if the entire world is full of defensive, conceited douchebags who can't laugh at themselves...

Then I read some Reddit comments and I'm almost certain of it.

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Sometimes I wonder if it's even worth my time to masturbate

I mean, nuttin's going to come of it.

Sometimes I wonder if I could kill someone, like do I have it in me to take a human life.. And then I remember...

Oh yeah, Debbie.

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"Sometimes I wonder if you even remember what my face looks like,"

said my girlfriend's tits.

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Stockholm Syndrome

My wife and I have a great marriage and a healthy sex life, even after all these years. And I’d like to think that I’m pretty good at sex. But I do have low self esteem, so sometimes I wonder if I’m doing a good job, or if her vagina has Stockholm Syndrome.

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