Sometimes I Like To Jokes - 12 Hilarious Sometimes I Like To Jokes

Sometimes I like to tell Dad jokes.

Sometimes he laughs

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Sometimes I like to stroke my .

I think he must like it too, since everytime I stop, he starts flapping his wings.

(AFAIK this is my original joke. If you've heard it before it's a coincidence)

Sometimes I like to put the punchline first

A lot of people asked me why the line for drinks is before the line for food, so I explained

Sometimes I like to sit on the floor, bring my knees up to my chest and then lean forward.

But that's just how I roll.

Sometimes I like to use big words...

So people will think I am more photosynthesis

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Sometimes I like to look at the world and think...

...how the did I end up in space?!

Sometimes i like to hide my wife inhalers,

So the neighbours think i'm a stallion in bed,

when they hear her panting and gasping

"give it to me"

Sometimes I like to think back to when my dad used to put me in tires and roll me down the hill

...those were the Goodyears.

Sometimes I like to moonwalk like Michael Jackson

Because it takes me back.

Sometimes I like to just watch the sunset in the park by myself.

I carry a gun with me to keep it that way.

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Sometimes I like to wind down the windows of my car, and sing at the top of my lungs to strangers walking by.

I was never meant to be a hearse driver.

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I usually don't pay for ...

...but sometimes I like to splurge.

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