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What's something long and hard that you suck on

A candy cane!

My girlfriend asked for something long and hard for her birthday.

So I got her a Chess set.

Whatโ€™s something long and hard that every Polish woman receives on the night of her wedding?

A new last name!

My girlfriend txt me that when I got home she wanted me to give her something long and hard.

Where am I going to find a 12 page algebra exam at this time of night?

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