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Someone Who Tells Jokes

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad?

***A faux pa.***

What do you do to someone who tells a bad pun?

You give them a punishment.

What do you call someone who tells you that you must see the new Star Wars series?

A Mandatorian

What's the difference between a smart white guy and someone who tells jokes all the time?

Nothing. They're both wisecrackers.

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A tourist is eaten by a python at the zoo.

Two tourists from the Czech republic are visiting New York. At the zoo, one leans forward, trying to get real close to the pythons. He falls down into the enclosure and is quickly swallowed whole.


Panicking, the other guy runs up to a caretaker and cries out for help. The caretaker asks h...

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