If someone makes their fortune in ships, we call them a shipping magnate and if someone makes their fortune in oil, we call them an oil magnate. So what do you call someone who makes their fortune...
...selling fridges?
If professionals make difficult tasks look easy, what do you call someone who makes easy tasks look difficult?
A coworker
What do you call someone who makes sound effects when they urinate?
An onomato-pee-a
What do you call someone who makes a spelling error AFTER editing their comment?...
An Ediot!
What do you get when you cross a mafia Consigliere with a performance artist?
Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.
What do you call a communications engineer who is timely but sucks at their job?
Someone who makes dead lines.
A supposed friend of mine and I were having a heated discussion about all this plastic waste we’re generating. I decided we couldn’t be friends anymore after he brought up straws.
I can’t be friends with someone who makes straw-ban arguments.
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