Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me."
You reply with "That's the point."
Last night I broke up with my girlfriend and she said, “You’ll never find someone like me ever again.”
I thought, “If I didn’t want you, why would I want someone like you.”
George R.R. Martin (OC)
I met George R.R. Martin at a book signing a while back. It was very early in the morning and there weren’t that many people around, so I actually had the opportunity to chat with him a bit. I told him I’m a huge fan of his works, and that he’s always been an idol of mine, and that he inspired me to...
Ex wife to her departing Husband..
You’ll never find someone like me again!-
Husband …
That’s my goal!
An expert in Greek mythology walks into a bar...
Then he suddenly sees stars spinning around to form shapes, and he feels as if he’s been struck by Zeus’s lightning. Then, while collapsed on the ground, he sees Zeus himself staring down at him. A day later, he wakes up in a hospital bed to see a doctor looking at him.
“Why did that happen...
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A Recently Divorced Man on an Adventure
A man and his wife got a divorce after 15 years of marriage. After a month of feeling down he decided he needed to get over it. One Friday night he and a mate go to a brothel to have some fun. He asks the madam for a girl who is adventurous and special as he has had blowjobs and missionary sex for h...
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