What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
The porcupine’s pricks are on the outside.
A penguin has some car trouble...
A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk aro...
A penguin was having some car trouble...
...so he brought his car into the shop to get it checked out. The mechanic told him it would take about an hour for him to look over the car, so the penguin walked across the street to an ice cream shop and ordered some ice cream. Since the penguin had flippers and not hands, he got ice cream all ov...
Penguin is having some car trouble so he drops it off at the auto repair shop
Mechanic tells him it might take a while, so the penguin goes down the street to the ice cream shop to pass the time.
When he returns to the repair shop, the mechanic comes out and says, "It looks like you just blew a seal."
The penguin gets an initial horrified look on his face and ...
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A policeman stands near the road...
Waiting for some cars to pass by. Finally a family sedan appears in his sight and as the car approaches the officer gives a signal to the driver to pull up. A young man and a young woman are sitting on the front seats while an elderly pair had taken the seats behind them. The sedan stops and the pol...
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