UPJOKE

What do you call a society of depressed people?

A melancholony.

In a society of crows,

All unsolved crimes are murder mysteries.

Have you heard of the secret society of math teachers?

It's called The Order of Operations.

I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts.

Thank God no-one showed up.

Copper Wire

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the French: in the weeks that followed, American ...

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