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So Windy Jokes

Why is Oklahoma so windy?

Because Kansas sucks, and Texas blows

My house was so windy it blew my window open and I struggled to get it to close

It was a huge pane

Got this joke off of a yogurt pack... Why are football stadiums so windy?

'This is not labelled for individual sales'


I know, I dont get it either...

Why is the football stadium so windy?

Because of all the fans

Why is it so windy in swing states?

Because blue states suck, and red states blow.

Why is it so windy in England?

Because Harry Kane lives there.

Why is it so windy inside a sports arena?

All those fans

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Dear Son,

Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast. We are all doing very well. You won't recognise the house when you get home - because we have moved. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from you...

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A guy had a girlfriend named Windy. He had tattooed her name on his dick.

So, he goes to a bar one day and visits toilet to pee. There's a black guy in next Urinal. He unintentionally peeks at black guy's dick.

He sees that black guy also has a tattoo on his dick that reads 'Windy'. The guy is shocked.

Hey, look I also have tattooed Windy on my dick. I...

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