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Yo momma so stupid

When your dad asked her to turn on the fan she started stripping.

Yo mamma is so stupid...

She went to buy pictures at Adobe Photoshop

My psychiatrist’s Rorschach ink-blot tests are so stupid.

They’re just pictures of my parents fighting.

Yo mama so stupid

When she gives someone a piece of her mind, it's considered particle decay.

Why are Americans so stupid?

Because they shoot all the ones who go to school

EDIT: I love jokes and comedic freedom... but I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THIS ONE LOL

EDIT 2: Thanks for letting me share the pain of this one with you, internet. And I’m not European (where are ppl getting this lol), I am also 🇺🇸

I recently came home to my wife, slightly drunk, watching something on the TV. "No! Don't go in there! Don't be so stupid!" she was shouting...

Turns out she was watching our wedding video.

Racism is so stupid.

You shouldn't treat someone differently just because they're from an inferior race.

Yo mama so stupid, her password requirement needed to be 8 characters long so she typed in

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".

Yo mama’s so stupid...

She cried onto a ketchup packet because it said “tear here.”

Yo Mama so stupid...

...she was yelling into the mailbox. When I asked her what she was doing she said she was sending a voice-mail.

Your momma so stupid

She took 9 months to make a joke.

Yo mama so stupid

She wears a face mask on a zoom meeting

Kids these days are so stupid

They actually believe I've got chocolate in my van

Microsoft is so stupid...

They are willing to pay $1B for tik tok, I got it for free from apple store.

Your mama so stupid she tried kill herself in the garage with the car running...

Too bad she drives a Tesla.

Your Mama's SO Stupid...

She tried to start a fire using the tinder app.

(I told this joke to my friend and he suggested i post it here.)

I thought someone stole my car keys, I looked for hours and was convince someone had grabbed them, later on I felt so stupid because I left them on top of my car

Turns out I lost them on my own accord

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

The fat one brought cereal.

British people are so stupid!

You ask them how much money something is and they will only say how much it weighs! Also, why is everything so heavy there?

Wrestling is so stupid.....

.....Men with no pants fighting for a belt

Why do rats run into a trap for a little bit of cheese? They are so stupid.

Oh, honey, I'm home!

Yo mama so stupid she heard about a school shooting and thought it was picture day

Zing?

Yo' mama is so stupid...

She thinks Salmonella is a Disney fish princess

Yo moma is so stupid....

she could observe the particles in the double slit experiment and still get an interference pattern

Why are Americans so stupid?

Because it’s only the ones who skip school who survive.

My friend is so stupid

I took a cab to his house and he was all worried I was going to get the coronavirus. I told him not to worry. I have auto immune disease.

Yo mamma is so stupid...

If a zombie walked up to eat her brain, it'd just keep on walking.

The Klu Klux Klan is so stupid

They can't even spell clan right

I smell so stupid right now.

I should’ve worn my Degree.

Yo momma is so stupid...

... she single-handedly became a threat to literally millions of people by deciding not to vaccinate you or your siblings.

Yo mamma so stupid

She thought consumerism was the political force driving people to eat more.

My wife has left me a note: ‘I’m leaving you because you’re so stupid and bigoted.’

Well I’m not stupid, I’m actually dyslexic. And I can’t help having big toes.

I realised today i cant be a comedian because my jokes are so stupid

Only my friends would understand them

Yo momma so stupid...

...she tried to buy Tide Pods with food stamps.

People are so stupid sometimes...

They say the earth is flat... Of course it isn't it's got mountains.

Yo mama so stupid

That when she heard orange is the new black, she decided to vote for Donald trump.

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I once knew a man who was so stupid...

He tried to pay a prostitute with sexual favors.

Your momma so stupid

that when she fell off a building, she got lost on the way down

Trump is so stupid...

He can corner himself in an Oval Office.

Yo mama so stupid she went to Shop Rite

And shopped wrong

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Your Mom's so stupid...

That when the teacher asked her to do an essay, she fucked a mexican.

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Our principal is so stupid

Boy: Our principal is so stupid. Girl: Don't you know who i am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Do you know who i am? Girl: No. Boy: Good (walks away)

Yo momma's so stupid

when she tried to commit suicide, she killed her twin.

Your momma's so stupid...

...she asked what army Colonel Sanders was in.

Yo' momma so stupid...

she thought euthanasia was a student exchange program.

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Yo Mama's so old... and stupid... and fat.

Yo Mama's so old she remembers when Captain Caveman was a lieutenant,

yo Mama's so old, when she went to school history class was just one paragraph.

yo Mama's so stupid, she has a glow in the dark sundial in her garden,

yo Mama's so stupid she went to the Dentist to fix her Blu...

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What time does the tree poop?

Tree turdy (3:30)

(I’m so sorry this just popped into my head and I had no idea where else to share it, it’s so stupid)

Adam and Eve

One day, God asked Adam how things were going with Eve.

Adam: Pretty good, I guess.

God: You seem to be holding back. Do you have any questions?

Adam: Well, why did you make her so much more beautiful than me?

God: So you would enjoy looking at her.

Adam: And...

There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row.

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. To be shot
2. To be hung
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head.". Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead...

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3 Irishmen in a pub

Mick, Sean and Paddy are chatting in a pub.
Mick says “some women are so stupid, my wife has just bought herself a car and she can’t even drive yet!”
Sean says “That nothing, my wife has gone on a diet and she’s not even fat!”
Paddy says “That’s fuck all boys, my wife has taken 30 condoms w...

Punchline in the title of a Reddit post

Yo mama so stupid she puts the…

Yo mama jokes thread

What are some of the best "Yo mama" jokes of recent times?


I'll go first: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

I can't stand idiots that don't know the difference between to and too.

There so stupid.

One day, a man was relaxing in his house and heard a noise.

It was coming from his neighbor's house so he went over, knocked on the door and when his neighbor came to the door he said "What's all that noise? It sounds like a chainsaw is cutting a plate!" And his neighbor said "Well I can't tell you. You aren't a Jedi."
"How do I become a Jedi?" asked the ...

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A Teacher asks the students..

"Is it possible to insert 2 holes through one hole?"

Nobody is able to answer

Teacher: "You guys are so stupid. Go and ask your parents and come back tomorrow with an answer."

The next day too, nobody is able to answer the question.

Teacher: "Well, it seems your parents a...

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A bear and a rabbit find a magic genie in the woods

He grants them three wishes a piece.

"I wish for a motorcycle."

As the motorcycle appeared, the bear scoffed, "What a waste of a wish. I wish for all the bears in the forest to be female."

The genie granted his wish and the rabbit made his second wish, "I wish for a helmet."...

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A man walks into a bar he's never visited before, and settles down to order a drink.

Before long, he notices someone sitting in the corner - a man who appears normal in every regard except that his head is a gigantic orange. Curious, the newcomer asks the bartender "What's up with the guy in the corner? The one with the-" but the bartender interrupts and says "Honestly, your best be...

A young boy deposit 100$ everyday in the bank...

One day the general manager noticed the young boy and asked the clerk about him. He then told him that the young boy comes everyday and deposit exactly $100 each time. So the manager told the clerk to send him the lil boy the next time he comes to the bank. The next day the boy comes in and he's sen...

Knock Knock

\-Who's there?
\~Daisy
\-Daisy who?
\~Daisy me rollin'!





I know it's terrible but my aunt named Daisy just came up with this and I thought it was so stupid it made it funny and wanted to share.

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