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So Selfish Jokes

I'm so selfish....

I wear ribbed condoms inside out.

Internet humor is so selfish

It's all about meme meme meme

Geocentrists and Flat-Earthers are so selfish.

They think the whole universe revolves around them.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Nikita Khrushchev sees his driver eating grass.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Sir, with the wages you've given me i can only feed my kids."

Khrushchev triples his wage.

Stalin's driver overheard this and decides to bite away at his lawn with a passion to elicit Stalin's empathy.

"What the hell are you doing?"
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