I'm so pale that when I went outside last winter, the neighborhood kids said, "Hey, look! Frosty's on a diet!"
I'm so pale that when I worked in the ice cream parlor and was giving a kid his vanilla cone, he started licking my hand.
I'm so pale that my house is listed as haunted. It ...
What is it called when your son tells you that your skin is so pale that you look like a vampire?
A Son-burn
Why is Robert Pattison so pale?
There's no sunlight in the closet.
A blonde lady drives a Ferrari on the motorway with 19 km/h
She’s pulled over and the police officer asks why she’s driving so slowly.
She says because A19 is displayed everywhere. To which the cop remarks that’s the name of the highway, not the speed limit.
Then he asks why the passenger looks so pale and unwell.
She responds: I have n...
Pale Tomatoes...
Two women are talking while gardening. "Oh, I am SO jealous of your tomatoes. Mine are so pale and yours are bright red.".
"It's easy, just walk out in your nightgown early in the morning and flash them. They'll be bright red after a couple of days."
They meet again a few weeks later. ...
How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet.
Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
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