A farmer was out working in his field one day when a carload of politicians came flying by. They were going too fast for the curve and turned over in the ditch. Later the sheriff stopped by and asked the farmer if he has seen the car.
"Yep" replied the farmer.
"Where are they?" a...
Yo Momma is so old…..
she is a United States Senator.
Yo momma so old…
when I made love to her I was charged with desecrating a historical landmark
A young boy asks an old man how he got to be so old
The old man tells the boy "Oh it's an old cowboy trick! Every morning I put a spoonful of gunpowder on my oatmeal!" So the young boy starts doing it and sure enough he lived to the ripe old age of 106. He left behind 3 children, 8 grandchildren, 4 great-grandchildren and a 30 foot hole in the wall o...
Meta: I told the (old) joke wrong!
I was at a restaurant with a group of people and one of them told the three legged dog goes into a bar joke. I replied with the farmer and the three legged sheep joke. There was a couple at the next table who complained I messed up the joke as it was supposed to be a pig. They were seriously mad at ...
I’m so old…
I remember when Pontius was a co-pilot.
I'm so old....
I remember when The Purity Test was only 30 questions.
Yo Mama so old...
Her first cruise was on Noah's Ark.
Yo mama so old...
In school, history was called present.
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