UPJOKE

Holy Mackerel! It's so hot out here today...

I just heard a tree trunk whistle for a dog...

Two guys walk into a bar

The first guy says "man, it's so hot out. I think I'll just have an H2O."

The second guy says "hey, that sounds pretty good. I'll have an H2O too."

The second guy dies.

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