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What did the optimist say as he jumped off a building ?

So far so good

The advantages of breast milk

The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper.

The question directed: 'Give four advantages of breast milk.' What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1...

Recently decided to start sleepwalking

So far so good, it's been a walk in the dark

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Whenever a girl approaches me for sex I tell her:

"Sorry, I'm trying to beat Andy Stitzer's world record."

So far so good, I haven't had to say that once.

Based on a true story.

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