I saw a politican with his hands in his own pockets.
It's so cold outside...
...the local flasher just described himself to me
It's so cold outside...
even the ATM shows minus.
Its so cold outside today
I was mugged by a guy using a water pistol.
It's so cold outside....
You could rob me with a bucket of water right now!!
The temperature is so cold outside...
that if you make your girlfriend wet, you also make her hard.
A Canadian buys a walk-in freezer
His neighbor asks him: "Why do you need a freezer when it's so cold outside?"
He replies: "To have a warm place inside the house. It's -30 outside and -10 in the freezer."
A guy on the red scooter arrives at the monastery where 1024 monks lived...
The monk opens the door.
-How can I help you? - he asks.
-Could I sleep here tonight?
-OK, come in.
While he was sleeping, the roof has fallen, killing half of the monks. Now there are 512 left.
The next day, a guy on the red scooter returnes.<...
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