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So Broke Jokes

I am so broke…

That people break into my house and leave me food.

I was once so broke

I could not pay my electric bill…

Those were the darkest days of my life…

In college, my roommates and I were so broke, we couldn’t afford to pay the electricity bill.

Those were the darkest days of our lives.

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I knew someone who was so broke, he couldn’t even afford to drink water.

He was piss-poor

I am so broke that

I can’t even pay attention

I'm so broke

You can call me saint nickel-less.

I'm so broke, all the last guy that broke into my house got..

was experience...

I'm so broke

The only way I'll come into money is if I fap into my wallet.

I'm so broke this chrismas...

I'm just going to wrap batteries with a note that says ^*ᴛᴏʏs ^ɴᴏᴛ ^ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇᴅ

I'm so broke..

.. that when my Identiy was stolen today and LifeLock called me and said I now have no money in my bank account.

I was like, "Sweet! I'm no longer in debt"

I am so broke

If someone robbed me, they'd only be practicing

I was once so broke and down on my luck...

I didn't even own a pair of shoes.

I thought my life was utterly bleak until I seen a man with no feet and I thought to myself
"I bet this guy has a pair of shoes he doesn't need"

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I'm so broke...

I gotta jerk off the dog to feed the cat

I’m so broke, I went to check my account balance at the ATM...

And it printed me out a coupon for Ramen Noodles

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