So A Horse Walks Into A Bar Jokes

So a horse walks into a bar. He sits down and notices that the bartender is a very large lion who's having trouble picking up his comparatively tiny liquor bottles because he doesn't have fingers.

The lion bartender says "Hi," then stares at the horse for an entire minute.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The barkeep seems to know that the horse frequently goes to bars, and he asks the horse, "Aren't you an alcoholic by now?"

The horse replies, "I think not!" and disappears, seemingly into thin air.

See, the joke here is based on Rene Descartes' famous phi... read more

Why do you look so sad and the horse says well i haven't gotten a bj in months the bartender says she will do it so she gets on her knees and starts sucking the horse off. The horse is so big she has to stretch her lips out as far as they can go Then the horse looks down and asks why the long face?

and a duck walks into a bar

and a buffalo walks into a bar

and a cucumber walks into a bar

and a tomato walks into a bar...

and the bartender says "Alright, what is this? Some kind of joke?"

...and the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

The horse looks up and responds, "I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."