Bob, Nora & Dan are fishing in Northern Wisconsin one summer.
Dan accidentally drops his sunglasses in the water and decides to go in after them. After awhile, he fails to come up and Bob & Nora both remember Dan can't swim. Bob goes in after him and after a bit, gets the body up into the boat.
After starting mouth-to-mouth. Bob says "I don't reca...
You Know You're A Northneck (Northern Redneck) If......
Your rusty vehicle's resale value only goes up if you remember to put the snow tires on them during the winter.
You ever got into a shouting match based on which college hockey team you're a fan of.
You've ever used expired gas station sushi as bait for ice fishing.
(You're re...
Three guys are out fishing when Dave falls out of the boat and sinks like a stone.
The two left start panicking and pull in their rods but one is caught on something. Pull him up,pull him up, they both heave till he is in the boat and not breathing. I know mouth to mouth yells Steve and gets right down to business administering first aid to their fallen buddy Dave. After a c...
Spring Fishing
Three guys were out fishing and drinking beer one fine early Spring morning. The lake's ice was now completely melted and the sun shone bright. As one of the guys stood to pee he lost his balance and teetered overboard. When he hadn't surfaced after a few moments one of his friends dove in to try ...
Ole and Sven are on da lake fishin...
(Read in a Norwegian accent)
So Ole and Sven are on da lake fishin and da fish are bitin pretty good, but when Sven sets da hook, he falls overboard. Sven can't svim you see, so Ole jumps in da lake after 'im.
It's pretty dark down d'ere but Ole is feeling along the bottom and he sudd...
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