I used to be a fortune teller but I kept predicting snow storms ..
It turns out I wasn't using a crystal ball, it was a snow globe .
The mail pilot
A man applied for a job delivering mail to remote areas by plane. The human resources officer showed him the employment contract.
He said, "you need to be aware that the U.S. Post Office has a tradition of delivering the mail no matter what, even in bad weather. So that means you will...
I was talking to this girl
And she said “men are like snow storms”.
Puzzled I asked why that was
She replied, “you never know how much you’re going to get or how long it’s going to last”.
(I’ll show myself out)
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