I heard that in the States that snitches get stitches...
And everyone else has to wait 3 months in urgent care
I heard a former Azkaban inmate is opening a Quidditch ball repair shop…
It’s called “Snitches Get Stitches”.
I’m repairing my Quidditch equipment with some glue and a sewing kit. Quaffles I can usually fix by gluing them,
but Snitches get stitches
I turned in my doctor for corruption charges when he wouldn't treat my open wound.
He was a good guy but I had no choice. I was losing blood fast and only "snitches get stitches".
A magical teddy bear decided to go for a walk
The bear decided to walk down the street and he stumbled across an alley where he heard some weird sounds. Being a teddy bear, it figured no one would care if it saw them as long as it acted natural. So it went to see what was happening.
The bear noticed an infamous criminal beating a man to...
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