Snagging Jokes - 3 Hilarious Snagging Jokes

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What do you call a zipper that keeps snagging your dick?

A penis fly trap.

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Zookeeper says to Paddy, "The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with. Would you consider snagging it for £500?"

Paddy replies, "I will on 3 conditions."

"1st, I'm not going to kiss it."

"2nd, My family must never know."

"3rd, I'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together. "

Some Mexicans were hunting moose in Canada for the first time and their first day out they shot a giant beautiful one with huge antlers.

They each grabbed a side of the antlers and started dragging it back to their truck snagging and catching small trees and bushes and making little progress. A Canadian saw them doing this and told them it would be easier if they dragged the moose by it's feet.

They took his advice and the an...

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