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A young lady, jobless and spurned by her lover, heads to the Manhattan docks to drown herself.

She has nothing, no friends, no family, she just wants to end it all.

And as she's about to jump, a handsome young sailor shouts, "stop! Don't do it!!"


And she says, "I've nothing in this world, I might as well end it!"


And he says, "Listen, listen. It's a rotten world, ...

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Did you hear about the gang that smuggles viagra in their stomachs?

The cops are on the look out for a group of hardened criminals.

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What do you call a woman who smuggles things inside her?

A cuntainer.

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A man and a woman meet in a New York bar. She learns that he is a deck hand on a commercial ship.

โ€œThat must be wonderful,โ€ she says. โ€œYou get to see the world. I have always wanted to visit Europe, but I have never been able to afford the ticket.โ€

โ€œHow about I smuggle you aboard my ship. I will hide you, and every day I will bring you food and drink in exchange for sex. When we ge...

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