i made this up as a kid or seen it on the internet or smth...idk it is funny
3 aliens come down to earth...examining earth and humans on this planet. They wanted to interact with the species so they agreed to split up.
The first alien went to a classroom at a school. He was surrounded by a lot of kids Yelling the word 'ME ME ME' repeatedly as the kids were jumping up...
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A Nazi agent is supposed to pick up some docs from a resident agent in London during WWII.
Due to some unexpected mess-up, they drop at the meeting point, a soldier that speaks no English. The meeting point is a bar. So, they tell him to just come up to the barman, order gin, since the word sounds the same in both languages, nod for "thanks", pay and sit quietly in the corner not uttering...
A good Russian joke about Russians :)
It goes smth like this (I may have modified some parts slightly so that it would sound better in English).
For their new research, several sociologists have designed a device that registers every expletive used in the immediate vicinity to determine how often swearing words are used by differ...
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