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A foot and a penis are having a conversation...

The foot says, "I have such a terrible life. Every day I get shoved into a smelly sock and shoe and have to work all day supporting our master."

The penis replies, "You think you have it bad, huh? Every day I get a bag pulled over my head and I'm forced to do push-ups inside a dark, wet cav...

Sock it to me - funny joke about marriage

Sock it to Me

On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she’s been able to cover up. After some soul-searching, the ...

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