Smellier Jokes

late one evening a guy is closing up the restaurant he works at. He's sweeping floors and wiping tables, when there's a knock at the door. He opens the door and standing there is the filthiest bum he's ever seen. The bum says, "say fella, could you give me a fork?" Well the guy figures, what the hel... read more

A boy, named Jimmy, is meeting his girlfriend's family for the first time. He especially wants to impress the father.

He ends up sitting on the porch with the father and the family dog, Rover, with the pooch sitting under his chair. The conversation carries on for a little bit until it dies d... read more