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Smashed Glass Jokes

I met Stephen Hawking after he went on his first date,

he came in with a broken nose, smashed glasses and a dislocated hip...


She stood him up.

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What the hell was that noise?

A man is traveling by train to visit a relative and is being lulled to sleep by the clickety-clack of the wheels on the track when suddenly there is a a screeching of twisted metal and the sound of smashed glass followed by clickety-clack again.

He is wondering what happened when the ticket ...

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