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Smart Girl Jokes

My girlfriend is so smart, she really surprises me!

I went golfing, and forgot to bring my phone, so I used my friend's phone to call her.

She answered: "What's up, honey?"

What a smart girl! She knew I was the one on the phone!

If smart guys like dumb girls, and dumb guys like dumb girls, who likes smart girls?

Cats.

Thats the smart girl

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to her feet. "Now then young lady, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to...

want a smart girl, a nice girl, a romantic girl.

But most importantly, I want these women to never meet.

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

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What do you call it when your having sex with a smart girl?

Being in-genious

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