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Someone told me there's a joke about a "small medium at large"

I can't say I totally believe them...sounds a little suspect to me.

A short psychic recently escaped from prison.

There is now a small medium at large.

I went to the mall and you know those people that set up their little shops? Well, there is a dwarf in a little hut, and he tells fortunes. Come to find out he is a fugitive and wanted for some crimes.

I guess that makes him a small medium at large...

Did you guys hear about that psychic little person who robbed a bank?

He's a small medium at large!

A psychic dwarf broke out of prison last week. The police are still looking for him

He's a small medium at large

Be careful of a dwarf psychic who robbed a bank and escaped earlier...

Police are warning the public of a small medium at large.

There was a warning of robbery...

I heard that there was a dwarf mystic that was being invited into houses to communicate with the dead.

When they had the lights off and everybody’s eyes closed, the mystic would grab everything they could and make a break for it.

My neighbors fell for it and when the police arrived th...

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Punch lines

This is my campaign to reduce re-posting. I'm going to spoil as many often-reposted jokes as I can by posting the punch lines here. Please feel free to help me out.

Ha! I'm the bus driver!

I already have a cat.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day...

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