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Small Hand Jokes

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Why does Trump have small hands?

It makes it easier for him to pull information right out of his .

I made a clock. The big hand is a butcher's knife, the small hand is a paring knife, and the clock face is a sharpening stone.

There's never a dull moment.

A man and a woman were out on a first date together.

Everything was going great and they were getting along really well, when out of nowhere the woman commented on the size of the man’s hands and feet. “I didn’t notice earlier, but you have remarkably small hands and feet!”

The man taken aback by such an unexpected observation thought quickly a...

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Putin has a small

But thats ok because Trump has small hands

What would be Donald Trump's mafia nickname?

Donny Small Hands

Three guys go for a job interview with Trump.

The first guy goes in and kicks , best job interview he’s ever done in his life.

End of the interview comes around, Trump says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”

“Yeah,” says the guy… “You really have small HANDS, man!”

“I’m sorry," says Trump, "but I’m v...

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3 little people were gathered around a Guinness World Record book, and they all wanted in.

The first looked at his hands and said "I have small hands! I bet I can get in with these guys!"

The second looked at her feet saying "hey, I have small feet! I bet I can get in for the smallest feet!"

The third looked at (you probably guessed it) his , saying "okay... I'm a shoe-...
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