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Small Country Town Jokes

Years ago, I was a big city boy preaching in a small country town.

I wanted to learn everything "country" so that I could fit in. As I was
searching for Widow Jones' farm, I got lost on the back roads.
I saw a farmer walking into his barn so I stopped for directions.
He was just beginning to milk his cow but took time out to tell me
how to get to the J...

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Dave is tired of the corporate world and city life so he moves to a small country town....

After a few weeks of not seeing a single soul there was a knock on his door. He opens it to be greeted by a man.

"Welcome to the neighbourhood, my name is Jimbob. I'm your neighbour and would like to invite you to a party"

"That sounds great!" Dave replies.

"Oh it will be, there...

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A Priest gets sent to a country town

A Priest gets sent to a small country town to minister to the local Church. When he arrives there he visits all the locals and introduces himself. After a few hours of chatting he gets hungry and decides to visit the local restaurant. He finds a nice table to sit down and a waitress appears asking h...

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