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Small Ball Jokes

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not many of them know how to dance.

A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer are tasked with finding the volume of a small ball

The mathematician measures the diameter and calculates the volume.

The physicist drops the ball in a tank of water and measures the displaced water.

The engineer examines the ball for a part number.

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What has small balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine

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Daddy, is this plasticine?

Asked the boy and gave a small ball to his father. The father squished it, smelled it and said:

'Son, that's a ball of shit.'

'Yeah, I was wondering what a ball of plasticine would be doing in my butt.'

Golf is weird

There is a small ball, weighing 2 grams, and a giant Ball weighing 6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilograms. But even tho, newbies try and move the Big one first.

Golf players aren't real althletes.

They've got small balls.

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Cold

There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who, indeed, had the coldest iglo...

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A scientist sat beside a little girl on a plane. He wanted to start a conversation.

He said: » I hear flights shorten if you talk with other passangers…«

The little girl replied: »OK, what do you want to talk about?«

The scientist was being a bit sarcastic: »Why don't we talk about nuclear physics?«

The girl said: »Can I ask you somethig first? A goat, a cow an...

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The Mexican Restaurant.

I was working in South Texas on the border, and my coworker and I decided to drive in to Mexico to watch an authentic bullfight. It was in a small, semi-pro ring. We watched amateurs and semi pro matadors fighting, and actually killing, the bulls. It was brutally fascinating. The final fight was...

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Three mean have all died and arrive at the Pearly Gates all together.

They are greeted by a small ball of light that introduces itself as an angel, and lets them know that due to budget cuts, only one of them may be admitted. When amazingly, nobody questioned the idea of heavenly budget cuts, the angel continued. In order to decide who would ultimately get the spot, h...

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