"A student dunce went swimming and almost drowned. So now he swears he'll never get into water until he's really learned to swim."
2 An Intellectual Visits a Friend
"An intellectual came to check in on a friend who was seriously ill. When the man...
A man and his friend were being chased by a bunch of thugs
The man ran into a circular building so that he could distract them from his friend who was a slow runner, he was alone in the circular building and had to fight them alone. 5 minutes later he came out unscathed.
His friend asked, "How did you get out of there alive?"
What do you find between Godzilla's toes?