One day, in line at the company cafeteria, John says to Scott, “My elbow hurts like hell.
I guess I'd better see a doctor."
“Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Scott replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer ...
A young man was in town looking for some action with the ladies.....
A taxi driver gave him an address. “Take this. You’ll find everything you want there.” When the young man arrived at the address he saw a door with a small panel on it. He knocked and the panel slid open. A female voice asked what he wanted. “I want to get screwed,” said the young man.
“Ok...
So there was an abandoned church...
and few nuns get sent over to clean it up a bit and restore its former glory. As they were painting the ceiling, one of them says, "Sisters, it is VERY hot in here, and we're working so feverishly, and i really don't want to get any paint on our robes. What say you, we just strip down, and finish th...
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New brothel
In Detroit, brothels are now automatized. One puts twenty dollars in a slot and a door opens.
A politician decides to have a go. He puts in the twenty bucks and the door opens.
He finds himself in a corridor with two doors: one reads "Blonde", the other reads "Brunette".
He ch...
DAY LABORER
One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day. When he arrived, they didn't have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist. He reluctantly took him along to help. A couple of weeks later, the painter returned to the unem...
A Chicken walked into a Library...
So one day, while I was still working as a Librarian, this chicken walked inside and went toward the stacks of books. After what seemed like a few minutes, the chicken walked up to the counter with good size stack of books. The Chicken put them on the counter and, while pointing to each book, said: ...
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