Once in a bar, one guy says to another... "I slept with your mom last night."
The whole bar falls dead silent waiting for the second man's come back. After a while, he laughs and says... "let's go home, dad. You're drunk."
A man is on his dying bed, and wishes to confess something to his wife...
He says "my love, I must tell you something I've been holding in a long time..."
"Shhhh, it's okay, my love, you need to rest."
"But I have to tell you, I cannot hold it in any longer"
"It's okay, my love", she said, "you will soon be at peace and it does not matter....
A man is about to die
His end is near, his wife is by his bed, holding his hand. No doctor was able to find out what exactly made the man so sick. Suddenly, the man starts to cry. He sobs: "Darling, I have to tell you something before I die." She holds his hand even tighter and says: "Shh, stay calm. ...
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